Author: Willa Shakespeare
Rating: Um...Strongly Implied Slash, I guess. :^)
Fandoms: Star Trek, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Oh, I've got a pain in all the diodes up my left side AND my sphincter!" "That is illogical. You do not possess a sphincter. Now, come closer so that we may deepen the Mind-Meld. Pon-farr demands it."
"Pon-farr, pon-farr, it's all about you, isn't it? Does anyone care about Marvin? Brain the size of a planet, and here I am, pandering to a green-blooded, hyperthyroidic elf!"
"Shut up and suck my brain."
"Oh, very well. But I won't enjoy it."